You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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