You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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