return my video game
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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