Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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