Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Me too!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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