My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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