What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's blow job season.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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