you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
im six kinds of drunk right now
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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