what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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