You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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