Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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