I CAN MOONWALK!
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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