Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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