There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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