that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
