Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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