Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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