i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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