I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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