She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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