What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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