before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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