Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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