You're a womanizer and a bitch.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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