Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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