Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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