What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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