haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
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