So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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