Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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