Do vagina's smell?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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