I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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