Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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