Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
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