I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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