I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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