I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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