There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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