I wannas sexs uuuuu
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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