He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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