so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
So many bounce houses so little time
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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