There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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