ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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