Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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