no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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