Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I have demons in me.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Randomize
