y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Success! We fucked roommates!
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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