Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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