Moan for me like Helen Keller
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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