two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
