You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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